Disney Princesses FAIL!

Being a fantasy do-gooder isn't all it's cracked up to be - And you thought they all had easy lives didn't you. They have the same problems and the rest of us.

Guess what's on special tonight!? Don't get your hopes up though, this is probably the most depressing bar in the northern hemisphere. Nothing is on special. You are not special, in fact, we hate you. Get out, you're barred.

They used to show music videos, but that was back in the days when music was still actually good, before Justin Bieber ruined it forever.

The longer you stare at him, the happier he looks. There's no way I could be as happy as this little guy without taking an obscene and frankly dangerous quantity of illegal narcotics.

This is the cutest thing ever. I think I may have to comission a sculpture of it so that I can put it in unlikely places and then laugh heartily at it.

This is a sure fire way to keep hooligans off your property! Unless of course they are a little kinky and looking for a good time.

Pool diving is a very weird sport, these guys look like it's either their first night in prison or they've got a bad case of massive bowel discharge. Either way i wouldn't like to be there to inspect the outcome.

If not for your safety, do it for the animals'..

I just hope like hell there's at least a gas station or two along the way, this could be a very long trip!

This guy will never be taken seriously if he keeps letting people touch inside his mouth..

We were probably doing stuff that was just as stupid when we were kids, except we have fond memories of it so it doesn't seem weird to us...