Oh Hai

This is the cutest thing ever. I think I may have to comission a sculpture of it so that I can put it in unlikely places and then laugh heartily at it.

Aww man, not another battle, how about we make love and not was and combining the two films, there's no way that can be bad, is there? Aww man, not another battle, how about we make love and.....WAIT!?!

Sometimes the worst possible things are said as a joke! Could this guy be any more offensive and hilarious at the same time? How could he even post that comment on Facebook? He must've been pretty high himself to even think it.

Every guy would like to think they look like Ryan Gosling while they are driving, but most don't - Usually the most of us fall into the category of a dork who drives a yellow mini. Still, one can hope.

If you're gonna do something rebellious, then make sure you do something truly hardcore to sick a paw up at the system! Mind you, this mutt probably can't read anyway!?

This has the vague whiff of racism about it but I can't put my finger on the precise moment or sentiment. Still, It's Abe Lincoln choking out Kanye, so even if it IS racist, it's the kinda racism we can all enjoy.

And look what you wake up to. Ugh. Double ugh. No sharing a breakfast with this not-so-fine specimen of the female species, but such is the manipulative powers of make-up.

Finally. We can all let out a collective sigh of relief, for it is here. The doll that can give every douchebag his Snooki. Make sure to slather your hair with grease like a New Jersey muscle brain monkey before approaching.

When you find yourself in any kind of personal crisis, moral or otherwise, you should always ask yourself, "What would Don Draper do?" Then consult this handy infographic and follow it to the necessary conclusion.

This pup chose to foster a few bunny babes.

So, the Hogwarts franchise is no more. What now for the boy wizard and his motley crew? Well, why don't they form a band, or even a cover band. Here's what their album covers could look like.