Happy Dog

The longer you stare at him, the happier he looks. There's no way I could be as happy as this little guy without taking an obscene and frankly dangerous quantity of illegal narcotics.

You had me at 'Jack'...Actually you had me right up to the bit where you mentioned a turban and i had to squint my eyes very hard to believe that this was all true....Still!?

Most of us know how to drink with aggressive abandon, it comes naturally, evolution took care of that. But most of us don't know how to act when drunk, so we'd all do well to read this and heed the advice.

The Harry Potter series has spanned 8 films and ten years and has smashed box office records along with occupying everyone's time far too much. But just in case you wanted to get all geeky, here's the franchise in numbers.

The really high guy meme is an internet classic. You know times are changing when people are seeing internet memes in inanimate objects rather than apparitions of our lord and savior. I think i prefer it this way though.

Sometimes feels like you're arguing with a dictator. Agree or no one is having any seXX0r!

Some kids’ parents try and hide the fact their young ones are a bit tubby and geeky. Not this little guy. Not only has he recognised he resembles an animated cartoon, he’s gone and made an effort to look more like it. GENIUS!

You probably remember them from the 1990s cartoon where they'd fight Shredder, hang with April & Casey and generally keep the world from falling into the clutches of evil. But they never looked like these bad mofos.

Don't listen to all your friends negative comments about what a loser you are, dreams do come true! Take my word for it "Fill it....and they will come!" I reckon this is what heaven must be like!?

George Carlin knew how it went. He knew the childish absurdities inherent in an system where you have to put belief in a omnipotent being that looks down from heaven and wants to both punish and love you. It's crazy fantasy.

OK, so you don't have a YouTube or Google account (why not?) but you want to watch an adult-themed video on YouTube. Instead of just signing up for one (that would be too easy), try this handy hack instead.