FIRST SNIFF (First Kiss Parody)

Behold, the astonishing beauty and joy of the moments when dogs first sniff each other's butts for the first time—and it's much more entertaining than seeing some actors pretend to snog for the first time to sell clothes.

16 months of practice and this 6 year old is pretty damn awesome. I guess being six means Asher Bradshaw here has plenty of free time to sink into his hobby but it's still pretty damn impressive. 'Grats homie.

Somehow, a dog sensed the recent earthquake in Northern California before anyone else at this local news station.

Mr. Mittens, sometimes you just gotta let that last little bit of ice cream at the bottom of the container go. Cats! You gotta love them!

What came first, the shitty rave music or the drugs? The chicken dance or the egg? Who cares, both are awesome. So, ring up Mental Dave and get some Little Men, 20 mitsubishis, jump in the motor & gurn this weekend away.

This prop malfunction during a rendition of "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" leaves the guy in the pillory facedown on the floor, where it's got to be very difficult to look on the bright side of life.

This Rube Goldberg machine is a genuine bone fide record breaker. With over 300 individual steps, this behemoth flawlessly accomplished the simple task of blowing up and popping a balloon. So freaking useful, eh?

Jessica Vanessa used to be a kindergarten teacher, but gave it all up to become a professional twerker. That’s right kids forget about an education, giving or getting, instead shake your rump on Vine.

While practicing for her night job, this girl takes down the whole thing.. -LOL

Sometimes a crap workout is enough to make you explode - This is enough to turn me away from public showers forever. WTF

This chick should stick to the books because her balance is clearly not up to much. Luckily for us she is trying to twerk it on a small bridge and total fails.