Looong Tongue

This guy will never be taken seriously if he keeps letting people touch inside his mouth..

Yep, it's just a bunch of pipes on an industrial estate, nothing to see here. Or is there...Looks to me like two iron giants are getting it on, even if their technique seems a little rusty. I'd tap it.

Not got a girlfriend? Tired of using a watermelon or your hand? Then help is at, er, hand with this simple technique to while away those cripplingly lonely nights. Easy to make with ordinary household objects!

People ask why haven't primates evolved into humans if we evolved from them. Well, here's the proof that they have. This silver back looks remarkably human, he's even sitting down snacking on junk food.

He might be cute but he tells the most obnoxious, toe curlingly bad puns and the worst part is that he looks so proud of them. That's it, I'm adding him to my hitlist.

The artwork in comic books may look uber cool, but just you try and imitate it in real life. Take the most simple of tasks like sitting on a chair for example, all of a sudden you are in a whole world of pain.

Although I generally agree with her statement, I am a little confused as to the "Diet" part. What constitutes the diet version?

There's always that ONE guy that's just got to make a stupid face - LOL

Being a fantasy do-gooder isn't all it's cracked up to be - And you thought they all had easy lives didn't you. They have the same problems and the rest of us.

To heck with the Like button or the ever sought after Dislike button. This button would cover 99% of the stupid status updates I get a day.

It's a slippery slope from friendship to full on relationship with a girl. It involves hard work, dedication, a certain charm, and lots and lots of money. Even Mario suffers from the same issues.