Cockroaches On Valentine's Day

Nothing shows your girlfriend you're unafraid of commitment like spending all day corralling cockraoches into a heart-shaped candy box.

This cat haz a sad. So much so that he's lying across the train tracks, just waiting for it all to end. Unfortunately for him the traintracks are smaller than he is and the train doesn't have the juice to end it all.

Cassetteboy has never been anything but the most highbrow humor. Splicing together images and video to make it look like Andrew Marr is suggesting that the queen of England get boned by the Prime Minister? Delightful.

It might not sound like a particularly exciting combination, but with a dash of sceience, this guy manages to make it pretty damn awesome. I knew liquid nitrogen could make bananas crunchy, but I never knew it could do this!

Remember the winter, you know, when it gets cold & stuff. This is a demonstration of something interesting you can do when it's too cold to do anything fun outside. Freeze a bubble. Then go back indoors.

It's that time of year to try and beat how high you can project an unwilling victim skywards. This girl gets sent flying so high into the air they have to wake up an air traffic controller to bring her in for a landing.

This is Prof David Ley, you may remember him from his video using a vibrator to improve vocal range for singers and actors -Now with the aide of some boiled sweets. Spiffing.

This kind of folding pocket knife usually comes with a bit of a bad rep, it reminds you of street gangs called the Jets and Sharks fighting to music by Leonard Bernstein. But this guy is awesome.

When a knife-wielding thug tries to hold up a betting shop in London, this 75-year-old dude picks up a barstool and starts swinging. Clearly he likes playing when the odds are against him.

Danielle Staub, that insane woman from Real Housewives Of New Jersey performs her single “Real Close”, some hideous dance remix that makes me want to drown myself in my morning cereal - OMFG!

The moment when you ask for the bill in the restaurant you can act one of three ways. 1. Simply pay the price of the meal. 2. Query everything, claim you didn’t have that extra glass of wine. 3. Run - This is GENIUS!