Real Life Clippy!

The annoying as hell little helper has broken out of his computer bounds and is spreading his helpfulness in the real world!

Cats might be cute and good in pictures, but buy a real one and you'd better keep you food well hidden. They are masters of subtle sneakery, and they want your food.

It's a nation of motor vehicles and cruising in comfort, but when you can't find your elbow anymore you know it's time for some radical measures, or it's game over!

He may be a notorious tough guy who used to work for the KGB & now controls Russia, but he likes nothing more than to wave at animals, providing they wave back of course. If they don't, he can get real angry.

Seeing a sign like this hanging in the front window of the Apple store is, well, almost magical. Well done sir, sorry about the whole 'getting fired' thing.

In he fantasy world of video gaming life is slightly different than the cold hard light of reality - How comes the dates I go on where there's blood on the bumper don't end with a compliment?

Whenever I'm feeling the sharp sting of writer's block, I too just start talking British. Brilliant, innit?

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M'mmm Pizza. I don't know about you but when I'm hungry for pizza i don't care where or how it's made, it's only after i've eaten it all i'll pray to god thats not were it comes from?

I'm guessing this is NOT opportunity knocking! Just remember this the next time you here a knock at the door and are not expecting anyone!

Looking out of your bedroom window at night and seeing a snowman might not be such a big deal, but you might want to re-evaluate your reasoning if you happen to sleep on the 2nd floor - WTF!?!