FEAR The Snowman!

Looking out of your bedroom window at night and seeing a snowman might not be such a big deal, but you might want to re-evaluate your reasoning if you happen to sleep on the 2nd floor - WTF!?!

So, this guy's life just happens to be in mortal danger, so what do you do? Panic? Scream? Weep for forgiveness from a dead god? Or do you jot it all down in your diary for posterity?

If you don't dig on swine, then you may not be partial to this calorific snack that features a bacon lattice and sausage meat. A few of these a week and you can guarantee that you'll be dead by the time you're thirty. Nom.

You know from the very first moment you see this cute little fella' that you 'have' to take him home and love him.... Then you read the small-print - you never go full retard!

Rappers do! Seriously though, it's about time the video game violence debate was put to bed. Games are no worse than any other form of media.

Don't take drugs, think that if you do you'll start tripping and the world will become a scary place, well....look at this and try to think if 'maybe' someone sliped something into that can of soda you just drunk? Be afraid.

Why just leave a hotel room in a messy state when you can be much more creative and prank the maid so badly she'll need therapy. They may act like they hate it but it's better than finding a turd in the bath tub.

This is the girl only Halo guys dream of..

I think it's pretty obvious that if you are lucky enough to bag one of these two, they're definitely a keeper. I mean, what better place to keep a nice cold beer handy could you possibly think of?

Does his future self abusing his younger self cause him to become a pedo, or is it just some convoluted form of time-travel fapping? Great Scott, indeed.

If you've never felt the unbridled thrill of finding a delicious stray onion ring amongst your order of fries, you've been deprived of one of life's true joys. I weep for you.