Knock! Knock!

I'm guessing this is NOT opportunity knocking! Just remember this the next time you here a knock at the door and are not expecting anyone!

Well you have now. And your life is very near complete, all you need to do to make it full is meet this dog. Then you can truly say you've lived, you've lived a fulfilling life of richness and meaning.

If you really want to get into a bar this is a great idea but I guarantee you won't be hooking up with anyone in there, unless that old fella in the corner playing dominoes gets a twinkle in his eye...

Back in the days before the interwebs and email everyone had to send their message via snail mail, I've been told. How the heck did that ever work??

If you've never watched I.T. Crowd then you've missed out on some of the best comedy to come out of britain since the BNP political party manefesto. Seriously, get on it and join the cult of Moss!

She's recently been on the interwebs looking nervous about signing a fan's picture of her getting out of a car exposing her pussy. Well now we finally get to see what alll the fuss is about - Awwww!

Rappers do! Seriously though, it's about time the video game violence debate was put to bed. Games are no worse than any other form of media.

Ones does not simply walk into Mordor. First you need to go get yourself a nice big sun-hat and a couple of thousand gallons of the strongest sunblock money can buy. Otherwise you'll end up looking like jerky.

The ability to fall asleep at any time sounds cool, but if you're not in control of it, it goes from cool to crappy pretty damn fast. Especially when you're on a swing.

I have no idea what this is, who made it, how or why, all I know is I want one. I'd also like a Twinkie that looks like a shark while you're at it and maybe a pint of beer that looks like a space rocket.

You can't really make fun of China anymore when your own country is doing the exact same thing. Still at least we can mock their human rights record and hope they don't mention Abu Ghraib...