Too British

Whenever I'm feeling the sharp sting of writer's block, I too just start talking British. Brilliant, innit?

You know the scenario, you are at a party, doing the social thing when all of a sudden someone comes over to you to say 'Hai', does some social pleasantries and then introduces you to their 'friend' - OMG!

If there's one thing that kids these days get enthused about it's ice cream. Well, ice cream, looting and terrible music (in that order). I reckon this little one is listening to bieber while eating her looted ice cream...

If you're a sufferer then you'll feel this guy's pain. It's a tough decision and whatever you do, you still won't be happy about it...

We laugh because it's funny, we laugh because it's true. You can only imagine the number of greasy-haired pedervs that have to confront each other's sweat-beaded face when trying to entrap young kids. Maybe like 5 or so.

This guy is wayy past being good....He's into the super-nerd zone - OMG!

Isn't it weird the effect that political leaders have over young females? At least thereare no cigars involved yet, or maybe that's reserved for Presidents?

Looks like Barbie has checked into a Hollywood plastic-plastic surgeon as some comparison shots from the 90's to present day show. Problem is she was pretty much all plastic to begin with!

They said it could never happen, but here's the conclusive proof: people can fly, it just so happens they can only do it when poised above a bed. Coincidence?

Ok, so there might not be much 'wonder' and 'woman' might be up for debate as well, but come on, look at the costume, it's petty much spot-on the same one as was used in the TV series!?

When your hair becomes a bird it's time to seriously re-evaluate your current 'do'. If all else fails, reach for the clippers and shave it all off. It's for the best.