Honest Apple Employee

Seeing a sign like this hanging in the front window of the Apple store is, well, almost magical. Well done sir, sorry about the whole 'getting fired' thing.

Normally we have endless "How to get a girlfriend' posts, but now the tables have been turned. Ladies, if you want a man try doing this, guys just adore a portable table to rest their drinks on while driving :)

If you hadn't heard, Disney have just bought Lucasfilm and are planning a seventh Star Wars Film. Mickey Mouse might not be the best person to do this, but he can't be any worse than George Lucas...

Sometimes the truth really hurts, even if it isn't very creative! Someone needs to make the reply into a stencil and annotate each bit of graffiti

If you're being bullied at school and want a surefire way to make it stop immediately, Steven Fry has some pretty damn good advice. The man is a freaking genius.

I just hope like hell there's at least a gas station or two along the way, this could be a very long trip!

We all know sharks are badass, with their dead eyes and ferocious jaws and all those teeth. But their reputation as man-eating killers is vastly overrated. Sure they may kill the odd person, but that's nothing compared to death by fast food.

It's a well known fact: guys don't care about make-up. So long as you don't look like Leatherface or an oompa loompa, make-up is never really going to be an issue.

Why just leave a hotel room in a messy state when you can be much more creative and prank the maid so badly she'll need therapy. They may act like they hate it but it's better than finding a turd in the bath tub.

It’s a dilemma many of us face. Should I choose Becca, Vanessa, Ally or Amber? Decisions, decisions. Thank the good Lord that someone like Mikeyjam’s on hand to help sort shit out.

Breaking up in a relationship can be very stressful, sometimes one of the partners can't let go. Cue one of the less outrageous storylines from Jerry Springer's little shop of horrors. Classic TV.