Geek Cake!

You know you're a total geek if your loved ones get you a cake like this for your birthday and you actually compile it to make sure it's correct!

Now, tell me.. was it REALLY necessary for there to be THAT many??

There comes a time when you just need to wind people up, when the only thing that's going to work for you is a little bit of trolling. And for those times, you need to practice your trollface.

We all know that the British like a drink, but from the look of this photo they also really like gutters. So much so that they'll give them a cheeky kiss.

If you've ever gone to a restaurant with a girl you've probably heard this one before. Apparently it doesn't contain any calories if it's YOUR dinner...

If you're a comic book character, vengeful or just trying to do your bit, it is absolutely paramount that you have deceased parents. All the better if the non-existence extends into other immediate family and beyond.

I can't speak for the chicks or any other of you dudes out there, but i'm sewn into my clothes at the beginning of the year like a Victorian gentleman!

Not got a girlfriend? Tired of using a watermelon or your hand? Then help is at, er, hand with this simple technique to while away those cripplingly lonely nights. Easy to make with ordinary household objects!

This vehicle will go from 0-60 in just over four seconds. Coincidentally that's also how long the battery will last if you turn on the stereo. Sweet ride, bro.

So I heard about this tea bagging thing. What the hell is the big deal, i just don't get it?? I finally have a sleeping victim, i'm ready for action. This is what I'm supposed to do, right?

It's all about those lovely leafy lumps. This could just be a freak occorrunce or it could be the first recorded image of the fabled booty tree. Either way I totally wanna give it a little squeeze.