This Is England

We all know that the British like a drink, but from the look of this photo they also really like gutters. So much so that they'll give them a cheeky kiss.

They look like ripe fruit waiting to be plucked from the tree of deliciousness, if you're tired of looking at them you are tired of life.

Not got a girlfriend? Tired of using a watermelon or your hand? Then help is at, er, hand with this simple technique to while away those cripplingly lonely nights. Easy to make with ordinary household objects!

I was really hoping the book would be about the colour grey and the varying shades that it could be, their names and such. Instead it was just pron. Pron for moms. Gross.

The longer you stare at him, the happier he looks. There's no way I could be as happy as this little guy without taking an obscene and frankly dangerous quantity of illegal narcotics.

Without doubt and dispute the following are the biggest examples of items in their class, from burgers, chocolate, swimming pools & bewbs, if it's the biggest, it's here. Even Justin Bieber is included :)

You ever seen Vin Diesel in The Fast & The Furious film saga, well, thats me, thats exactly how i drive, i live to drive fast, nothing can catch me i'm.... WAIT .... Is that a cop car over there. Damn, better slow down!

The ability to fall asleep at any time sounds cool, but if you're not in control of it, it goes from cool to crappy pretty damn fast. Especially when you're on a swing.

I think it's pretty obvious that if you are lucky enough to bag one of these two, they're definitely a keeper. I mean, what better place to keep a nice cold beer handy could you possibly think of?

We might be jumping to conclusions here about her origins, maybe she's a test pilot in a broom factory, or even an ex pupil from Hogwarts? Either witch way she needs to 'brush up' on her flying skillz.

The 1960s Spider-Man of cartoon fame was a superfly, uber-cool badass. Well, at least he is when you look at it from a 21st internet culture perspective and put some white lettering over the top to make with the megalolz.