Cancer on its Way

Now, tell me.. was it REALLY necessary for there to be THAT many??

Wearing a Buzz Lightyear fancy dress costume is one thing, but crafting your very own replica to wear to cosplay events is taking it a little far. To be honest even knowing the word cosplay is a pretty bad sign...

Where the heck are the damn rocket cars?? You people in the future suck compared to what they told me it would be like!

Not got a girlfriend? Tired of using a watermelon or your hand? Then help is at, er, hand with this simple technique to while away those cripplingly lonely nights. Easy to make with ordinary household objects!

Surf's up dooood! Go grab your submarine and let's tackle some gnarly waves, you bodacious seaman. Like, using surfboards is just so 1977, it's all about the nuclear submarines these days.

It's a pretty convincing argument. And hey, if you're not conviced, try this one on for size: The sun goes up sun goes down. Tide comes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication.

What kind of heartless bastard runs this place? Dancing should always be allowed anywhere. Except, perhaps, in the middle of an emergency room.

Kids today, they have it all, but are still not satisfied! Even 2pac would be jealous of that gangsta Cookie Monster hat! (note: iphones, the phone for gangstas)

It's amazing what you can buy in a shopping mart nowadays, forget the old days of food and daily essentials, today's mom can pretty much get anything she wants. Even offspring.

This picture pretty much sums up what a god on earth Charlie Big Sheen is right now. The one thing that's missing though is the unicorn horn on his forehead. Cos we all know he has unicorn blood, right?

Get ready to vomit cuteness all over your monitor with the accompanying sound of "AWwwwwwwww!" - For something SO evil & vicious they sure make you go all weak at the knees!