Junk In The Trunk

It's all about those lovely leafy lumps. This could just be a freak occorrunce or it could be the first recorded image of the fabled booty tree. Either way I totally wanna give it a little squeeze.

This guy will never be taken seriously if he keeps letting people touch inside his mouth..

We all know someone like this, at parties, conventions, school and everywhere else where people socialize he sits....ALONE. Study him carefully coz he's probably gonna come and kill you real soon!

If you've got someone who just won't leave you along, even though you said it was over months ago and they keep stalking you both on and offline, then this is a fail safe way to get them to leave you the hell alone.

This brought back memories of hours of irritating my parents by constantly boinging this magical door stop spring!

This is reason numero uno why you shouldn't leave your beloved pooch locked up in the car. Forget the general cruelty of leaving them trapped in a hot box, and think of that new upholstery you've just put in.

Those 4 words are enough to strike terror into any feline, maybe there's a chance to make a break to freedom through the catflap in the back door, or maybe fight the dog, anything would be better than water!

This chick must REALLY like her Disney movies. If this is an actual tattoo and not merely painted on she's got some impressive pain threshold too. If she makes a good sammich too, I'd hit it.

Stuck for a stocking filler present for the little 'uns this Xmas Well, don't despair because it seems there's a big recommendation right here for some good wholesome family entertainment. They'll scream with joy!

Well, you can be sure, I DON'T wish my girlfriend was as hot as this..

You can't fault the logic in this cartoon, two people, one of them male the other one female, and they're both thinking the same thoughts about different things. It's how the world works.