Yellow Rum

If you thought the little dead twins from The Shining were petrifying, you ain't seen nothing yet. What if they looked like Spongebob Squarepants? *shudder*

What is the planet coming to? It's outrageous, wherever you jump out of a pefectly good plane nowadays you just can't seem to topless skydive in peace any more. For shame.

If you're feeling down or depressed, just take a look at this dude and repeat after me; "It could be much, much worse. At least I'm not THIS guy". you should feel instantly better. That'll be 120 euros please.

Everyone had one in their school. The most socially awkward, weird, gross kid you ever met. He probably had a weird name that was easy to make fun of, braces and an unquenchable thirst for acceptance. Also, an erection.

Now we know beyond a reasonable doubt that God does not exist! Thank you Rule 34 for clarifying that for us.

If you think about it pulling the early shift at a hotel does have some serious advantages, you get to tidy up the carnage from the night before. Now to just drag them to the janitors closet...

The really dirty minds would probably be getting off to a picture of a horse anyway, while the more astute perv would be aroused for totally different reasons - *fap*fap*fap*

So there's three fine looking girls to choose from. The decision on which one to go for is made a little easier by this simple observation...."NONE OF THEM FOOL!" - Always check age fist instead of limber limbs.

This would have made Dark Knight Rises a completely different movie. I somehow doubt Bruce Wayne would mind being beaten silly by this version of Bane. In fact, he'd probably enjoy it. i know I would.

How many dead hookers does it take to spoil a stag do? Just the one. It can pretty much put a downer on most evenings really. The key is to not let them die, then everyone's happy.

A description of this photo can't really do it the justice it so richly deserves, it's just, well it's just a little bit weird is all. There's a dog in it and a woman and she's grinning. She's grinning a lot. WTF!?!