THAT Kid.

Everyone had one in their school. The most socially awkward, weird, gross kid you ever met. He probably had a weird name that was easy to make fun of, braces and an unquenchable thirst for acceptance. Also, an erection.

Well, this must've been incredibly embarrassing, but why is he dating a girl with the same name as his mom? The Oedipal complex is strong in this one. Maybe mom's right, maybe he should cut down on the drinking.

Poor Miley, she's been getting a lot of bad press of late. Better a wild child than a boring prude I say. I wanna see her drunk and enjoying herself.

You probably remember them from the 1990s cartoon where they'd fight Shredder, hang with April & Casey and generally keep the world from falling into the clutches of evil. But they never looked like these bad mofos.

Om nom nom nom! Yes folks, the lolcats meme is officially over now that the little feller finally got his cheeseburger! Maybe now he will go for some grammar lessons.

Just because you going round killing a bunch of teenagers doesn't mean you shouldn't be fashionable about it. Keep an eye out for the rest of the range: diamond studded Kruger glove & 24 carat head pins!

It can be a lot of fun, but make sure you bring weapons that can repel the evil might of the pancake demons. They WILL come for you and they WILL try to suck your soul out through your kneecaps.

Ok, when something like this appears in Shrek we all smile and think it's the sweetest thing - But REAL LIFE!!! - That's another thing entirely - OMG!

Cooking soup might sound pretty easy, but in reality it's a pain in the ass. This tin tells the truth about the process, from it's appetite suppressing beginnings to it's unimpressive finale. Anyone for soup?

So what type of personality are you? It's one of those meaningless questions that marketers ask just so they can't put something on their stupid questionnaires. So the next time someone asks you, answer like this.

Yep, i'm sure we all feel secretly scared about getting old, but wait, it has some serious advantages. The greatest thing about being old is being able to say exactly whatever the hell you like.