Which One To Choose?

So there's three fine looking girls to choose from. The decision on which one to go for is made a little easier by this simple observation...."NONE OF THEM FOOL!" - Always check age fist instead of limber limbs.

This serves as a reminder never to let your big brother help you build your train set. Seriously, he has an ulterior motive and will probably post pics of you and the Wiener Express on facebook.

You can see some of the policemen visibly salivating at the prospect of a delicious donut. I reckon if all of these badboys had sprinkles they'd crack and be grabbing at them before you could say bacon.

The Internet, trying its hardest to save trees worldwide since the 1960's. Dang you Ma Bell!

Worried that you might be cast out from the flock for owning a 'SO yesterday' iPhone 4 and haven't got enough cash to upgrade? Well fear not, for under one buck you can be the envy of all your lesser iPhone 4 buddies.

The end of the world is drawing near and if you believe in prophecy than you cannot fail to see the warning signs. In case you need some reminding what these signs are you can see the destruction of our planet unfolding here.

Yes, fire is the best idea when you need to focus a camera..LOL!

This girl starts out looking hot and then the face dysmorphia sets in and she turns aquatic. Why o why would she do such a thing? What next, is she going to grow gills and go live under the sea?

In a world of deception, you can trust no one. Especially not online where all is never what it seems. That cute girl you've been chatting to online? She's not so cute, just be grateful it's not a fat freak of a man.

Now, tell me.. was it REALLY necessary for there to be THAT many??

Sometimes feels like you're arguing with a dictator. Agree or no one is having any seXX0r!