Rule 63: Bane

This would have made Dark Knight Rises a completely different movie. I somehow doubt Bruce Wayne would mind being beaten silly by this version of Bane. In fact, he'd probably enjoy it. i know I would.

This picture pretty much sums up what a god on earth Charlie Big Sheen is right now. The one thing that's missing though is the unicorn horn on his forehead. Cos we all know he has unicorn blood, right?

So this guy, it must be a guy, has been asked to draw the male & female reproductive organs & what he comes up with is impossible. But the most hilarious thing is the teacher marking the homework seems impressed.

Well, this must've been incredibly embarrassing, but why is he dating a girl with the same name as his mom? The Oedipal complex is strong in this one. Maybe mom's right, maybe he should cut down on the drinking.

When you grow up it's an often lamented fact that your imagination dwindles, what was once fertile and fun is now jaded and cynical. The solution? Take psychedelic drugs the moment you wake up.

If these were available in all sporting goods stores, there would be no need for any other brands. This thing is awesome. Also, it makes a great companion if you're forever alone on a desert island.

If you need any help with trolling people on the internet, you can always turn to the handy advice troll who will tell you part of the secret of trolling. The rest is unfortunately obfuscated.

This takes the concept of an overly attached girlfriend to a whole new level. Also, why the hell did she choose that font? It's butters, yo.

Every guy would like to think they look like Ryan Gosling while they are driving, but most don't - Usually the most of us fall into the category of a dork who drives a yellow mini. Still, one can hope.

Sometimes a mixing (or a mind-meld if you don't mind the Star Trek Vulcan reference) of 2 entirely different genres can have a curious synergy. Poor old Paul McCartney.

Obama has a very weird effect on teenage girls - WTF !?!