Watering Shoes Is Serious Business!

WTF? This looks like that little girl that was standing in front of the burning house with that funky smirk on her face, but only younger!

If you want to look like you're wearing the latest styles and want to be the envy of all your friends, then you'll want to get yourself a getup like this. You laugh now but in 10 years time we'll all be wearing it.

There's something to be said for keeping it in the family, except when it comes to girlfriends and sex - Even when you are sharing a last name and being 14 generations apart...doubtful!

To heck with the Like button or the ever sought after Dislike button. This button would cover 99% of the stupid status updates I get a day.

Isn't it funny that when someone comes up with a great idea that it's the exact moment that someone else see a way to totally improve. I'd definitely wait for the V2 model :)

Girls-girls-girls, what the hell do you think you are doing pulling faces like this in attempt to look cuter than you need to be? Someone needs to get these chicks some glasses b4 those expressions stick for life!

Don't take drugs, think that if you do you'll start tripping and the world will become a scary place, well....look at this and try to think if 'maybe' someone sliped something into that can of soda you just drunk? Be afraid.

If you thought that the opposite sex were very easy to figure out then you couldn't have been more wrong - They are so complex that even mathematics has a hard time equating them :(

I just hope like hell there's at least a gas station or two along the way, this could be a very long trip!

So what type of personality are you? It's one of those meaningless questions that marketers ask just so they can't put something on their stupid questionnaires. So the next time someone asks you, answer like this.

He may be a notorious tough guy who used to work for the KGB & now controls Russia, but he likes nothing more than to wave at animals, providing they wave back of course. If they don't, he can get real angry.