Young Love

There's something to be said for keeping it in the family, except when it comes to girlfriends and sex - Even when you are sharing a last name and being 14 generations apart...doubtful!

Don't bother trying to do it on Facebook. Why do you have to go and get all existential on us Facebook??

Mike here is clearly a "clutz", but Steve is ridiculously gullible. You have to be careful where you do your transaction these days, trolls are everywhere, destroying their own electronic audio devices just to get the lulz.

Hitler is referenced so much they really should start using this scale in politics. Early adopters could possibly be Glenn Beck as everything on that show is already compared to the Nazi’s anyhow.

The problem with life is the reality of a situation is always so far removed from how you imagine it. You expect fillet mignon, or at least a decent burger, but you end up with chopped liver.

I suppose there's at least one advantage to spending your entire life skulking around in the sewers, associating with huge mutated rodents...

It doesn't matter how big and scary your opponent is, so long as you've dumped all your character points into critical hit % and have a backed up game save on standby...

Do you think the time that the president decided to announce they'd killed Osama was intentional? Not because of the proximity to the mission but because he could get one over on Donald Trump.

Math cat has been casting his eye over your finacial situation and unfortunately he has some bad news for you. That dog you want to buy? Not going to happen. There's no bias here either. Math Cat has spoken.

What your cat does in the privacy of your bathroom is probably best kept between your cat and the porcelain. It's anybody's guess why his hand is in the john but that look on his face says he was up to something...

Dancing is pretty boring. At least this nerd has something to read while he's doing it. Should have brought an Asimov or two...