What Facebook Needs

To heck with the Like button or the ever sought after Dislike button. This button would cover 99% of the stupid status updates I get a day.

Not the title, the picture. If you didn't read the text wrong then you're probably in a frighteningly slim minority. Either that or you just don't have a particularly dirty mind. One of the two...

When it comes to pitting different economic classes up against the spending might of war, then you know who's going to get shot down in the dirt.

It's time for cute chick cheeky compromising carnal compilations ! Sometimes pr0n is waay funnier when you keep your clothes on :)

For the morons who don't know how to wear a hat..

I bet it's Chris Hansen under there. Comes in sizes too old, small and extra extra small - It's the perfect Xmas present :)

There's always that ONE guy that's just got to make a stupid face - LOL

Don't be freaked out by this, it's not like the internet is spying on you while you sit in front of it and fap to the abundance of hot chicks who are all over it. It's just magic, plain simple magic. OMFG!!!

Want a girlfriend? Follow this chart boys and it's the only pie you'll be getting, apart from mom's apple variety.

I dunno, he kinda looks like a cock-smoking, noob-tubing faggot to me. If he's sitting in front of an xbox with a headset on, he's obviously just asking to be verbally abused...

It's great to include your children in your healthy outdoor pursuits, being at one with the wilderness and traversing large rock formations. However, it's best not to play some 'throw & catch' with junior in these conditions - WTF!?!