She's A Keeper

I think it's pretty obvious that if you are lucky enough to bag one of these two, they're definitely a keeper. I mean, what better place to keep a nice cold beer handy could you possibly think of?

Giraffic, jurassic. Get it? Oh never mind. Made me laugh pretty hard when I saw it. TBH it'd still be a scary film. You ever seen giraffes fighting?

If you want to see a lack of self-respect, look no further. And if you want to see the full horror in the living flesh and blood, walking around like a fat sack of low self-esteem then just head to your nearest Walmart.

The Harry Potter series has spanned 8 films and ten years and has smashed box office records along with occupying everyone's time far too much. But just in case you wanted to get all geeky, here's the franchise in numbers.

OMG. Talk about going waaaay beyond the rules of the law into the forbidden zone. This man has some serious anti-social issues. Why is this dude not in jail? I mean, what else do I pay my taxes for?!

This would have made Dark Knight Rises a completely different movie. I somehow doubt Bruce Wayne would mind being beaten silly by this version of Bane. In fact, he'd probably enjoy it. i know I would.

Could this be a strange mystery of nature or just a bunch of flying rats crapping on the great math of our time? Either way i think someone just found the subject of Dan Brown's next book!

When your hair becomes a bird it's time to seriously re-evaluate your current 'do'. If all else fails, reach for the clippers and shave it all off. It's for the best.

Ewww! What's going on here? It's like a tranny Barbie doll with a huge strap-on. That's going to send the kids a confusing and, frankly, disturbing message. What next, Ken dolls with a hole in his crotch? Great Christ.

OMG-omg-omg! How the hell do these things grow so frikking big and how far do i live from the nearest one? Something tells me that being afraid of a tiny cockroach is not a good thing. Sh#t just got real.

M'mmm Pizza. I don't know about you but when I'm hungry for pizza i don't care where or how it's made, it's only after i've eaten it all i'll pray to god thats not were it comes from?