How I Drive

You ever seen Vin Diesel in The Fast & The Furious film saga, well, thats me, thats exactly how i drive, i live to drive fast, nothing can catch me i'm.... WAIT .... Is that a cop car over there. Damn, better slow down!

The only benefit this person could possibly gain from this is that cucumber is good for the eyes. So while they'll awake with a b'stard behind them their eyes will feel fine

So what is it about this search engine that holds such great appeal? Is it the simplicity, the smart returns on your searches, or maybe, just maybe it is something else altogether?

In the UK they have come up with a simple and radical solution to the bullying problem in schools, it's sage-like advice from douchebags who have obviously never been to sensitivity training.

The uses for a hastily photoshopped-in image of Silver medalist McKayla Maroney's myspace face are endless. If you think you can do better, fire up photoshop and get busy. I'll never get tired of this!

Wow, that is pretty GOTH! Well, I'm so Ozzy that I bite the heads off the bats she shits!

They should make a combo movie, Die Home where a child policeman fights burglar terrorists, but make sure the cute kid gets killed in the first scene!

What kind of heartless bastard runs this place? Dancing should always be allowed anywhere. Except, perhaps, in the middle of an emergency room.

Those goddamn body scanners, huh? Exposing all our flabby, transfat-ridden bodies. Must be a helluva job. Well here's a way to wind them up while sticking up for your rights: 4th amendment underwear. Take that Mr Security Man!

In answer to the above question, it's pretty f*cking deep. As deep as the sky is tall, but one thing this infographic misses out is those glowing alien things that were in the Abyss. They're down there somewhere surely.

Apart from it being a very good form of exercise and stamina builder it also gets you away from your laptop into the big wide world. And of course there are the beautiful views!