Soccer

If you've ever had to suffer through a game of soccer you will probably know the feeling. Don't even think about going to get a drink because the minute you do, the only goal of the game will be scored.

I just hope like hell there's at least a gas station or two along the way, this could be a very long trip!

GTA taught me well, like hookers are free if you kill them & if you ever get shot in the head doctors should be able to clean that shit up in no time at all. Also, to avoid the police, just lock your bedroom door

They should make a combo movie, Die Home where a child policeman fights burglar terrorists, but make sure the cute kid gets killed in the first scene!

Everyone thinks Link is all cute and that, going around in his little green get-up, shuffling along like butter wouldn't melt. But just look at the devastation wrought, the suffering he leaves behind. He's a monster!

There comes a time when you just need to wind people up, when the only thing that's going to work for you is a little bit of trolling. And for those times, you need to practice your trollface.

Seeing a sign like this hanging in the front window of the Apple store is, well, almost magical. Well done sir, sorry about the whole 'getting fired' thing.

Just remember - NEVER take your eyes off the ball :)

Yeah, this pic pretty much sums up the Republican hypocrisy. Less government involvement in business, but they have no problem with the government telling us how to live!

See? If this was the movie poster I might have gone to see that movie. If that wizened old bitch had sunk the Belgrano with a repulsor blast I'd probably think she was way cooler too.

Just because you're always farting, it doesn't mean that your urine can substitute gas.