Lada

The humble Lada is such a shady automobile, so steeped in negative infamy that not even the crash test dummies want to be caught in the drivers seat.

She's the adult entertainer who's been banged more times than a Mongolian battle drum. Who's eaten more meat than Fatty Arbuckle. But she's tried to reach over to the cultured side and act in art movies. So, you mad?

Hacking is a serious crime with incredibly damaging real world consequences. Facejacking on the other hand might not be so serious but it's also much more amusing.

They used to show music videos, but that was back in the days when music was still actually good, before Justin Bieber ruined it forever.

Damn, it's a pain being told where you can and can't be...Oh wait, I'm sorry, I thought that said "No" Dogs Allowed. I was mistaken. It's cool.

Even Gandalf thinks that SOPA/PIPA is completely retarded and he's going to stand there with his magic stick and shout at it until it goes away. Good on ya, beardy. You tell 'em.

Just remember - NEVER take your eyes off the ball :)

People ask why haven't primates evolved into humans if we evolved from them. Well, here's the proof that they have. This silver back looks remarkably human, he's even sitting down snacking on junk food.

You know the scenario, you are at a party, doing the social thing when all of a sudden someone comes over to you to say 'Hai', does some social pleasantries and then introduces you to their 'friend' - OMG!

This serves as a reminder never to let your big brother help you build your train set. Seriously, he has an ulterior motive and will probably post pics of you and the Wiener Express on facebook.

Vampires age SO well. He doesn't look a day over seventeen to me! Maybe soon he'll finally get himself a piece, but just remember Edward, lay off of those love-bites!