No Dogs Allowed!

Damn, it's a pain being told where you can and can't be...Oh wait, I'm sorry, I thought that said "No" Dogs Allowed. I was mistaken. It's cool.

If you've never felt the unbridled thrill of finding a delicious stray onion ring amongst your order of fries, you've been deprived of one of life's true joys. I weep for you.

Well this image should stick with you for awhile. Rattling around inside your mind, haunting you with its unique mix of horror and eerie car crash fascination. Or alternatively you could just nuke it from space.

I love Emo kids, always going against the grain in all forms of society, if you like it, they hate it - If you're happy you just know they will be sad. This is for you emo guys everywhere!

For some people getting married is more frightening than death, for others, being left at the altar leaves only one option open. Death. Good luck for this poor jilted bride there was a hero on the scene!

If you want to look like you're wearing the latest styles and want to be the envy of all your friends, then you'll want to get yourself a getup like this. You laugh now but in 10 years time we'll all be wearing it.

For some reason I believe the caption. I feel as though I'm looking into the face of a young Jeffrey Dahmer!

In every way possible, this guy is awesome and needs to be celebrated throughout the internets. Trolling girls on dating sites is one thing, trolling them in such spectacular style is tantamount to genius.

He's a shoe in for the role of shampoo spokesperson. All you have to do is glance at his long flowing locks and before you know it you're at the store screaming "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!" at the check out girl.

Some things are better left unseen - This is what she looks like withOUT makeup.

It's amazing what can be done with modern technology. If your cat has lost all it's limbs in a fight with a Roomba, don't worry. All you need is some cheap plastic Ikea furniture and Ta-Da! Now your cat is LOLZ!