Awesome Trainset

This serves as a reminder never to let your big brother help you build your train set. Seriously, he has an ulterior motive and will probably post pics of you and the Wiener Express on facebook.

So you think that because your lady is willing to try anything you suggest, that makes her special? Well my friend i'm sorry to inform you that a REAL beauty has a mind of her own, like this one!

This girl has the hairiest arms I've ever seen! Could you imagine what her legs must look like? Yikes!

It's amazing what can be done with modern technology. If your cat has lost all it's limbs in a fight with a Roomba, don't worry. All you need is some cheap plastic Ikea furniture and Ta-Da! Now your cat is LOLZ!

I watched all of her shows. I really liked the one where Tom cruise went crazy. I will miss her lots, but I don't know about her music, I never heard her singing...

Just what the hell was that crappy song by Rebecca Black all about? It wasn't just sent from hell to torture us to death by choking on hate. No, it was about the JFK assassination of course. Duh.

Some would say a deformity.. Others would say a blessing.

Whale stealing UFOs are a huge problem in the world today. Greenpeace has been battling the problem by trying to ram the UFOs with their boats, but it's just no match for the lasers!

Uploading sexy photos of yourself online is a business fraught with danger. There are many pitfalls to avoid, least of all making yourself look sexy and alluring. This girl seems to have fallen at the first hurdle.

I don't know which is more disturbing, the fact that someone would try to mail him or the fact that it happens so frequently the post office has a stamp for it.

The lows of having a suspect looking car with no plates and tinted windows are too much for this car owner, he's innocent, of course he is! Unless he is a rather clever drug dealer who knows thats what you might think?