Have You Met My Friend?

You know the scenario, you are at a party, doing the social thing when all of a sudden someone comes over to you to say 'Hai', does some social pleasantries and then introduces you to their 'friend' - OMG!

If you're gonna do something rebellious, then make sure you do something truly hardcore to sick a paw up at the system! Mind you, this mutt probably can't read anyway!?

We might be jumping to conclusions here about her origins, maybe she's a test pilot in a broom factory, or even an ex pupil from Hogwarts? Either witch way she needs to 'brush up' on her flying skillz.

Well, that just about covers everyone - WTF?

Have you ever laughed at sci-fi programmes and said to youself, "Who the hell comes up with these dumb ideas?". Well think again because it looks like Captain Kirk & Picard have had an effect on our technology. WTF!?!

Ahhhh, the golden age of the interwebs, what a time that was, such innocence! It starts off slow but it was all worth it for Redtube in the 1900's!

Whereas yesteryear different activities would involve doing different things in different places, now all our activities can be done sitting in front of a computer screen. That's progress.

They can't help it. Dog want whatever food you're eating. Steak or salad, it doesn't matter. They wants it. It is the precious. Even as I type this I'm eating a Kit-Kat and ignoring the purposeful stares of an adorable spaniel.

You think the 21st century rocks with its iWhatevers and virtual social interaction, well it was nothing, NOTHING! compared to the 90s. Back then all this was fields of joy and hope.

Of course, we're not saying that 4chan isn't the source of all memes on the planet, it's just a hell of a lot of them just get posted there.

Well, I suppose this isn't REALLY giving the finger.. but it's still flipping someone off.