Gaming Perspective

Calling someone a noob or a no-lifer is an entirely subjective statement. It's just about how they compare with you in terms of noobness vs basement-dwelling neckbeard quotient.

Your pastries must be more severe! Seriously though, this is both terrifying AND adorable. I must have it! Grab your credit cards and follow me to google! TO GOOGLE!

Seeing a sign like this hanging in the front window of the Apple store is, well, almost magical. Well done sir, sorry about the whole 'getting fired' thing.

You know when you just have to send that text message - It looks like this was one of those times.

What is seen and read can never be unheard - Another song you will now not be able to not sing in your head ever again without remembering this picture!

Zach Galifianakis ponders what it might feel like to be in love, having never experienced it. To be honest he'd probably pretty damn close with this one.

You probably thought that "got ya nose" was funny. He didn't think so. He didn't think so at all and he wants that sh#t back, pronto. Be afraid.

Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with?

There are so many logical fallacies and gaping plotholes that I really couldn't enjoy the Bible. I even tried the version with the unicorns in it and that was balls too. Try harder next time, God.

Yeah, Ariel was kinda cray-cray. If I was in his shoes I would have ran a mile. unless she was one of those fish parts on top, lady parts on bottom mermaids...

This little kitten will protect you from evil..