Wait! Take This

This little kitten will protect you from evil..

Not half as rude as it looks, this is a genius cosplay idea and one that anyone who has played the Sims will crack a smile over. Beats the hell out of going as an overweight Harley Quinn or character from Kingdom Hearts any day.

Well, at least all the germs were burnt off during the baking process.. - EW

Just remember - NEVER take your eyes off the ball :)

Just because you're always farting, it doesn't mean that your urine can substitute gas.

Seriously, WTF, who buys phallic garden fountains like this? Well, at least the water doesn't come out of the top of it!

This is what America has to look forward to..

Although I generally agree with her statement, I am a little confused as to the "Diet" part. What constitutes the diet version?

This brought back memories of hours of irritating my parents by constantly boinging this magical door stop spring!

In a world of deception, you can trust no one. Especially not online where all is never what it seems. That cute girl you've been chatting to online? She's not so cute, just be grateful it's not a fat freak of a man.

Now why would you go and do something like this to a perfectly good face to begin with. Her mouth has grown into a wobbly pink beak, now she's more suited to a pond than the pavement. Major fail.