Dough Bane

Your pastries must be more severe! Seriously though, this is both terrifying AND adorable. I must have it! Grab your credit cards and follow me to google! TO GOOGLE!

Amazon has just confirmed what we have always known. Take the hint people, get off WoW and get a life!

God i love a good 'cocktail', the preparation in mixing the different liquids, the right amount of ice, the pouring of the finished liquid into the right glass......*WAIT!?

When it comes to badly shooping yourself onto the head of a stranger so it looks like you're totally dating a totally hot babe, make sure she's not a Z list celebrity. Make sure she's A list. Aim high.

Pool diving is a very weird sport, these guys look like it's either their first night in prison or they've got a bad case of massive bowel discharge. Either way i wouldn't like to be there to inspect the outcome.

I'm not sure what exactly is going on here and I'm not sure I want to either.

This brought back memories of hours of irritating my parents by constantly boinging this magical door stop spring!

An adult should be able to make their own choices, but giving a child myth is tragic and negligent. Just remember kids, religion is for silly grown-ups and can end in death!

There's no fun like ripping it out of hipster culture. It's become a new sport that seems to have consumed the internet. And here's a few sappy hipster sayings given a work over so that they don't sound quite so goddamn pathetic.

If she wasn't already famous you can guarantee that some bloke would be making a documentary about the African children she stole a decade ago and how clicking 'like' on facebook makes you an activist.

This vehicle will go from 0-60 in just over four seconds. Coincidentally that's also how long the battery will last if you turn on the stereo. Sweet ride, bro.