Fish Photobomb

Damn, now it looks as if the animal kingdom is getting in on the whole photobombing craze, just goes to show you cant' trust any living thing nowadays - What next, aliens?

Who the hell needs deodorant? Stale pee, cigarettes, last night's dinner and beer. Thats the way a real man is supposed to smell.... And that's AFTER they have showered!

A REAL perfect girlfriend will never know she holds that title, she will sit with you patiently while you play WOW & not make a fuss when you go out drinking with your buddies. Yep, i must be dreaming again :(

If there's one thing better (worse?) than a hover hand, yep that's right, it's the double hover hand. Look at his wrists, as limp as his masculinity. For shame on this man, he's given dweebs a bad name.

Water slides are just like the best ever. Amirite? OK, so sometimes you have to queue for ages in the hot sun, but then when you get to the top. Off! You go all the way down to the bottom. Best. Ever.

There's some great advice right there..

I think it's pretty obvious that if you are lucky enough to bag one of these two, they're definitely a keeper. I mean, what better place to keep a nice cold beer handy could you possibly think of?

Well, I suppose this isn't REALLY giving the finger.. but it's still flipping someone off.

Like me, are you prone to doing this all the time. Go into a room with the intent of doing something and forget what it was? Good thing it can't be that important or you would have remembered i guess?

Eat out! Thanks Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! You are always looking out for our kids and teaching them all the important life lessons!

It's a nation of motor vehicles and cruising in comfort, but when you can't find your elbow anymore you know it's time for some radical measures, or it's game over!