Do Not Sit

There's some great advice right there..

Sometimes life is totally without meaning or cause, but if you happen to be a nerd there is a brief moment of hope. Take Geoffrey Arend for example, how did such a geek end up with the cute & curvy Christina Hendricks. Bastard.

Just when you thought you had seen it all along comes something even weirder ...... I have a feeling that it's a gonna be a long time before you'll be seeing this at your local hospital, WTF?

Hey, if I was a bird I'd totally hitch a ride. Maybe not on a big predatory looking bastard like this, I don't wanna end up as his dinner. Still, pretty dope tho.

Seriously, WTF, who buys phallic garden fountains like this? Well, at least the water doesn't come out of the top of it!

There's no fun like ripping it out of hipster culture. It's become a new sport that seems to have consumed the internet. And here's a few sappy hipster sayings given a work over so that they don't sound quite so goddamn pathetic.

Sometimes when you're all alone in the sub-Arctic and you know, you've stupidly thrown away your shirt, then it's time to put on some seal skin. Seal skin is so on trend right now.

Great for worrying penguins and checking out what few icebergs the planet has left. Watch out for Japanese fishing boats though, unless you want to become sushi.

Do you think the time that the president decided to announce they'd killed Osama was intentional? Not because of the proximity to the mission but because he could get one over on Donald Trump.

You think the 21st century rocks with its iWhatevers and virtual social interaction, well it was nothing, NOTHING! compared to the 90s. Back then all this was fields of joy and hope.

This guy is wayy past being good....He's into the super-nerd zone - OMG!