Wicked Bike Jump Faceplant

You kinda get the impression that this dude's not so great at riding a bike, but don't despair because he's excellent at driving his face into the ground. That really must have hurt. ouch.

We've all been to Luzaville at some point in our lives -- it's 5am the narcotics you ingested are now a distant memory of stomach pains and spangled lips. All that's left is to board the night bus and drink yourself into oblivion.

Some of the most common sayings from some of the most known movies ever..

Holy Christ, how lucky is this guy? Precariously dangling off a pipe hanging by the strap off his backpack. At least his friend just keeps on casually filming him, muttering in French. Gnarly.

If ever you needed evidence that there is no greater hive of scum and villainy than the YouTubes, I give you exhibit A: The YT Micro-celeb crossover. Sure, you recognise them but is that any excuse for this nonsense?

These guys spin a merry-go-round at an very fast speed but fall short of the Twisted Sisters all time world record.

A fine example of 'practice makes perfect!' Not a bad wind-up but i'm thinking he needs to work a little bit more on his release. It couldn't really have gone much worse to be honest.

You think you're all badass with your pet pitbull, but this guy's got an octopus on a dog lead. It's pretty cool, but it's nothing compared to a blue whale in a push chair.

A guy takes his takes his friends up in his Slingsby Firefly T-67 and performs some midair tricks and films their reactions—some of them look like they're enjoying it, some of them look like they hate it.

This dude misses his landing and faceplants next to the pool. Stupid Aussies, don't they realise that being on the bottom of the planet means that gravity works differently there. Everyone knows that, right!?

Jimmy Kimmel welcomes back Black Simon & Garfunkel to perform Ke$ha and Pitbull's hit "Timber"—and even if you hate the original song, you'll still find plenty of awesomeness in Black Simon & Garfunkel's version.