Turkeys Problem

This awesomeness was captured at a football match in Turkey. It's possibly the largest trollface ever crafted by man not to mention the coolest thing that has ever happened in a game of soccer.

This stupid kid smashes his head onto the bumper of a car after trying to jump out of a car window.

Okay so sitting in a duck that spins gently whilst rotating in a lazy circle doesn't sound like much fun, but if you get to control the speed you can crank it up for the lolz. That's what these two did, to hilarious effect.

A buzzard keeps flying in and out of the spinning blades on a wind turbine until he gets his wing clipped and ends up slamming into the ground.

Most normal reviewers would shy away from just giving Halo 4 a 10/10 score and proclaiming it as the game of the year. Not fitzthistlewits. He'll do just that while stuffing his face with Doritos and Mountain Dew.

Super Hot Delilah is inviting you into her bed, if you need more than one invitation before you take that offer I've got some bad news for you fella!

G’day mate! There’s nothing like getting the news that your tinny drinking, kangaroo shagging cousin from daaaan under is coming over for a little visit. It’s enough to make a grown man cry.

This dude loses control of his vehicle at 70mph and besides one minor bump he somehow manages to avoid all other cars on the road.

Try not to get too excited that this might be unofficial footage from the new Transformers film, as it will only lead to disappointment. It's more like the fight FAIL version of Number 5 from Short Circuit!

These guys listen to an alarm telling them to put their landing gear down and can't seem to remember to do it. They ruin their propeller, the bottom of their plane, and the chance anyone will ever fly with them.

Airbag pranks are ten-a-penny o the internets, but DAMN are they funny. The most enjoyment I've got out of them has bee from this montage so it comes highly recommended. Some are truly spectacular. Enjoy!