Halo 4 Review

Most normal reviewers would shy away from just giving Halo 4 a 10/10 score and proclaiming it as the game of the year. Not fitzthistlewits. He'll do just that while stuffing his face with Doritos and Mountain Dew.

Welcome to the demise of the motion picture. Where originality and innovation don't exist and every movie is just about big flashing things happening for no reason in 3D CGI graphics.

Of course, it's not really Spider-Man because he hates wind tunnels, but this guy has got some incredible skills when it comes to flying through the air like a superhero and looking totally badass.

An eight-foot tall combat robot, RL7, that malfunctions, goes AWOL and memories start surfacing about its possible human past. Cue the military raining down on his ass to try and cover up the truth.

This setup contains 22,000 dominoes and it is my personal record for the most dominoes setup at one time (by myself). It took 25+ hours to build spread over 5 days and it fell perfectly without stopping.

A fat girl does Disney, singing along like she was one of the ugly sisters from Cinderella and the ice surrounding her cold heart melted just enough to bring a little bit of joy into her life. Weirdly addictive viewing.

They're just like summer fails, but with more people falling into frozen lakes. And of course it's frikking COLD!

Heart Attacks: For when you want this birthday to be her last.

The formula is a simple, yet surreal one: take video from Star Trek TNG, remove the sound and replace with a stream of hilarious lip synched gibberish = AWESOME!

If you need a hairy man to dance, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire Matin Nahvi. Oh, and apparently it'll only cost five bucks as well so it's handy if you're on a budget.

You’ve not seen the beauty of existence until you’ve seen a hedgehog being bathed with a toothbrush by a muscular man with arm tattoos. Truly, it is a sight worthy of world heritage status.