Robot Swordfight FAIL!

Try not to get too excited that this might be unofficial footage from the new Transformers film, as it will only lead to disappointment. It's more like the fight FAIL version of Number 5 from Short Circuit!

WFAA’s Gordon Keith reaches into his bag of lulz and pulls out some medicine that tastes a little like two ferns and spoons it into Zach Galifianakis’s mouth. Prepare to witness genius at work - AWESOME!

Meet Ed Sheeran, he’s ginger but do let that put you off. Here he is, trying to get over his ex-girlfriend by getting drunk with a cat - Remember. Never let your cat get drunk because they are a mean drunk.

Skaters failing is always good fun to watch, but skateboarders falling in slow-mo is just the best. Stare in amazement as they fall over backwards onto their ass. Smile broadly as they fly off a railing and end up injuring their pride.

When this dude grabs the foam 90 seconds into the clip I'm thinking 'What an insane waste of time'. Then after a couple seconds with that vacuum my mind was blown.

Most of the wedding party was getting annoyed with this crazy chick but she sealed the deal when she started dancing with this pole. It eneded with the most amusing FAIL ever!

Somebody give this man some type of award for services to abstraction. Look at him go, pulling up in his car alongside unsuspecting members of the public and speaking nothing but true nonsense.

When Eddie finally bites the dust and his undead bones are laid to rest this is what the angels will be playing as he approaches the pearly gates. Assuming that is, that heaven is where he's destined...

Even in the animal kingdom sex can be a problem. He thinks this date has gone really well so it's time to make his move. She seems receptive, but then just at the last minute pulls away and leaves him hanging!

So apparently Lindsay Lohan likes conducting coitus, now that is news. And it seems she likes to have sex with both sexes, so that’s another shocking bit of news for us all as well. Tell us something we don't know!

You have to ask yourself a very simple question here: What do the truck and the two girls' brains have in common? They both perform better when in contact with the road - How dumb can some people get?