Train With Crazy Electrical Problems

I'm not sure what's wrong with this train, but as long as tickets are 60% cheaper than its competitors, it's worth the risk.

Conan takes on the hotly anticipated Wii U game and finds that his favorite part is the sarcastic applause from the losers—and it proves further that Conan really, really needs his own gaming review show, it would be awesome.

Idiot vs truck in a game of PAIN! Usually, 'that's gonna leave a mark' is just a figure of speech! But in this circumstance i reckon it fits the situation perfectly.

If you're one of those people who reckon that The Hobbit looks like a great steaming pile of tedium, how about this instead? It's what would happen if it was crossbred with The Office. Genius.

Another addition to the list of spectacularly messy and graphic suicide chocolate deaths !

So it turns out that if you take a regular cat, carry it into the ocean and play cheesy inspirational music at it, it'll swim back to shore. It will also plan it's grisly revenge while you wash the salt from his butt-hole too.

They say that patience is always rewarded, but this is harsh! Poor dude spends six hours constructing a wooden rail in his driveway and on his very first attempt he goes down for the count with a nutshot - OUCH!

When someone climbs out on a ledge with a baby, the Chinese authorities take no chances. They send in their best rappelling face kicking squad to kick heads first and ask questions later. Best. Job. Ever.

If you've been playing video games since the glory days, this ought to be a familiar sight. Side-scrolling sword swinging adventurer braves a brown and green platformed level. This one comes with it's own song.

The big society, huh? How about that. Volunteering yourself to do the jobs you should be getting paid for because the government wants to save money, while keeping themselves at the top of that money pile.

This dumb kid runs through multiple lanes of busy traffic, jumps on top of a cop car, then outruns the cop.