Neo The Sea Cat

So it turns out that if you take a regular cat, carry it into the ocean and play cheesy inspirational music at it, it'll swim back to shore. It will also plan it's grisly revenge while you wash the salt from his butt-hole too.

When you think about it, there's no reason to be afraid of a million alligators. Only one of them is going to eat you.

This is freaky as heck. About halfway through, the crab actually exits his own shell fresh with a new one. Sometimes I wish I could do this and get a new body - It would mean i could eat all the KFC i wanted to!

During the midnight mass at St. Peters Basilica in the Vatican, a crazed woman jumped into the aisle and took out the pope. She's getting coal.

Two Irish guys give the best commentary ever to Miley Cyrus’ eyebrow-raising video for “Wrecking Ball”. With gems like “Who knows what infections the wrecking ball may have caught from Miley?” - LOLAGE.

Ken block takes to the streets in his limited edition sticker-clad sponsormobile to show off his wicked awesome skills. He's obviously spent a pretty penny on this one. Half of San Francisco is closed just so he can lay rubber!

Matt Romney has a real good sense of humor. The day before the Michigan primary he decides to call his stressed out father with an Arnie soundboard and generate some sponteneous lolz.

Truly a wonderful WTF? OMG, it had me ROFLMAO! Amazingly UBER L337!

You might have thought he was named after the MK devs Ed Boon and John Tobias. Well, he was but coincidentally he is also a total NOOB. He'll stop a fight midway through to check through the instruction manual.

A bank robber in Ohio tries to catch a break by eating the note that he gave a bank teller threatening to shoot her if she didn't hand over some money. Funniest destruction of evidence ever.

Time for some major adorbz. Animal of the day! This dog should market its talents and become rich. However, dogs don't understand capitalism and market value, so that sucks for the promising pooch.