Conan Reviews "Super Smash Bros."

Conan takes on the hotly anticipated Wii U game and finds that his favorite part is the sarcastic applause from the losers—and it proves further that Conan really, really needs his own gaming review show, it would be awesome.

Hey, if you had any doubts about the USA being the absolute fucking money, then look no further than Doug Stanhope, all-night bars, more choices for breakfast and road names and layouts that actually make sense.

He might be a mighty wizard but that doesn't mean he won't take a few moments out of his busy day to nod along to some european background noise while he waits for his stop in an elevator or whatever.

So you wanna be the BBQ king of the back yard this summer, do you? Ok, so first off you go and buy yourselves a Harley Davidson and learn how to ride it, then turn up at the BBQ and let it rip. Works every time.

Intergalactic pr0n is what those Jedi knights were really searching for. Using the Force they were seeking out the finest adult entertainment the universe could offer. Featuring an excess of purple lightsabers & strange creatures.

We all know some people who have gotten a bit big for their social media britches. Well now you can take them down a peg or two with the F*ckyer hastag, a way for you to get back at those who clog up your feeds with crap.

What's cooler than ghost ridin' the whip? Still doing that sh#t when you're an OAP. I'd like to think that when I get as old as these two I'll still be cool, but I doubt I will be cool enough to ghost ride a canary yellow pimpmobile.

Want your very onw IRL CoDBlOps weaponry? Right here, buddy. This guy has the skills to pay the bills and he'll no doubt get round to recreating the game's entire arsenal. Pretty nifty stuff.

This is the only time you don't have to really worry after the condom breaks.

This is one way to get the attention of MI6, scrawl in giant letters on a building opposite their HQ.

This is rigged! He totally took a fall.