'Nip & Tuck' Barbie!

Looks like Barbie has checked into a Hollywood plastic-plastic surgeon as some comparison shots from the 90's to present day show. Problem is she was pretty much all plastic to begin with!

Oh noes. Cover all young children's eyes and call the police. Seems that the exploring game doesn't pay like it used to. So Dora's going where no other children's entertainer has been before :(

Could this be Public enemy No.1, or just a case of mistaken identity? Nothing says gangster like a nice hibiscus plant, smokin' trees! I'd suggest going back to skool and studying up kid!

Oh god please, somebody make this. A Tron series with a decent storyline, lots of ladyparts on display and violence aplenty. If there is a heaven then this is what people up there are watching.

This vehicle will go from 0-60 in just over four seconds. Coincidentally that's also how long the battery will last if you turn on the stereo. Sweet ride, bro.

A drink pouring device. Of course it is. Two in a pack, nestled up lovingly against one another purely by accident. Whatever you say, pal.

Some pale faced goon with glitter all over him, who doesn't have the balls to get jiggy with some chick he's been courting for god knows how long. What a douche vamp.

Books, remember them, they were made from trees and had pages that contained words, you read them, turned the pages and a story would unfold. Weird, right? They really don't write them like they used to anymore.

In space, no one can hear you scream. And by the looks of this epic destroyer of worlds nowhere in the known universe is gonna be safe from him. you can run, but he will find you. Fear him!

We laugh because it's funny, we laugh because it's true. You can only imagine the number of greasy-haired pedervs that have to confront each other's sweat-beaded face when trying to entrap young kids. Maybe like 5 or so.

Leaning about kickback from firing a weapon is something you generally only ever need to learn once. If you've felt the full force of a gun to the eye, you may still have the scars to prove it...