The Floor Is Lava Lvl: Extreme

Do you remember that game you used to play when you were a kid and you had to get around the house without touching the red-hot lava floor? Looks like some chicks still play it when they grow up.

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I'm not sure if this is an impressive stunt or a cruel prank, like putting someone upside-down in a bin with their hands by their sides. It's funny either way...

This kid apparently has a father that knows exactly what he's doing. This is a note the 5 1/2 year old wrote to his mother. He was wearing a white tank-top at the time!

This guy has gotten something to tell the state of Arizona. And he's got a valid point!

They said it could never happen, but here's the conclusive proof: people can fly, it just so happens they can only do it when poised above a bed. Coincidence?

At least he only drove into a subway looking for hidden packages. It could have been worse, he could have killed a prostitute and taken his money back...

It just seems like such a long way to go for the President of the United States to take just have have a pint of the black stuff, maybe there was another reason? Next time wait until Jedward breaks America methinks!?

Obviously, for some(?) people this must happen every day, but for the normal cat community an image like this is definitely residing in the 'WTF' zone!?! I wonder what he wants as a reward?

Religion. LOL. It's no wonder that someone who would believe in an invisible sky wizard would ask a question as mind numbingly retarded as this. 'Full retard' doesn't even begin to describe this.

Meth. It'll do more than just damage your motivator. hit it once and if you're unlucky then BAM! You'll be turned into a trash can. Totally not worth it.