Obama's Trip To Ireland

It just seems like such a long way to go for the President of the United States to take just have have a pint of the black stuff, maybe there was another reason? Next time wait until Jedward breaks America methinks!?

Because it's an iceberg lettuce. Get it? Iceberg. Titanic? Well it made me laugh...

Everyone's always got a name for the little fella, usually it's one of affection or bravado. So here's a list of various names and the reasons for them. They go from the ridiculous to the sublime.

Religion. LOL. It's no wonder that someone who would believe in an invisible sky wizard would ask a question as mind numbingly retarded as this. 'Full retard' doesn't even begin to describe this.

WTF? This looks like that little girl that was standing in front of the burning house with that funky smirk on her face, but only younger!

Ah the mushroom. Always a drag. Unless of course it's a purple ringer, then it's all fun and games!

They begin to learn at such a young age..

If you pass out first then you're putting yourself in a dangerous position. You know no matter how many times your buddies stack you full of crap, they're never going to tire of it. None of you will ever learn, will you?

If you're being bullied at school and want a surefire way to make it stop immediately, Steven Fry has some pretty damn good advice. The man is a freaking genius.

Suck it 4Chan, the Beatles discovered LOLcats long before you ever existed!

OMG. Talk about going waaaay beyond the rules of the law into the forbidden zone. This man has some serious anti-social issues. Why is this dude not in jail? I mean, what else do I pay my taxes for?!