Giraffic Park

Giraffic, jurassic. Get it? Oh never mind. Made me laugh pretty hard when I saw it. TBH it'd still be a scary film. You ever seen giraffes fighting?

If there's one thing that kids these days get enthused about it's ice cream. Well, ice cream, looting and terrible music (in that order). I reckon this little one is listening to bieber while eating her looted ice cream...

Well, what else has this queen of tubby got to obsess over. Oh yeah, that's right, the buckets of chicken she devours like a lard hungry grease-vampire. At least Edward could feed on her for months!

I like Havoc a lot better than I like Chaos, but I'd still like to play Havoc with Chaos. This is the kind of fancy dress i can appreciate if you know what i mean.....

Don't be fooled that by the mere fact that you are submerged under the water that there is not a chance of escaping the gaze of a cat intently watching you. It just ain't true!

Cooking soup might sound pretty easy, but in reality it's a pain in the ass. This tin tells the truth about the process, from it's appetite suppressing beginnings to it's unimpressive finale. Anyone for soup?

Some people just shouldn't be allowed on Facebook. Some people shouldn't even be allowed out of the basement for that matter. Actually, now i'm on a roll....SOME people shouldn't be let out of the womb!

Was he ever a president? No, however I do think this new design for the thousand dollar bill would single-handedly solve all our economic problems! It's good knowing he's out there.

It's great to go out to dinner, you and your partner, bottle of vino, lovely steak, maybe some seafood to start. You can't help but have a good time, just don't try and reserve a table at the local crematorium.

This is just like Inception, but with a focus on urine instead of, you know, that other stuff. Just think of it as Pee-ception. And thank God, there's no annoying bit about a dead wife, or kids, or Leonardo, etc.

Ah the mushroom. Always a drag. Unless of course it's a purple ringer, then it's all fun and games!