Scumbag Cat

Also, if you show me a kindness and stroke me for a while on your lap i will perforate your thighs with my razor sharp claws. Because I am a cat. And all cats are complete and total b*stards.

The TRUE Burger King..

When you grow up it's an often lamented fact that your imagination dwindles, what was once fertile and fun is now jaded and cynical. The solution? Take psychedelic drugs the moment you wake up.

The lows of having a suspect looking car with no plates and tinted windows are too much for this car owner, he's innocent, of course he is! Unless he is a rather clever drug dealer who knows thats what you might think?

So you feeling hungry then? We can sort that for you with a tasty Chineese egg - In Dongyang City, locals eat the seasonal "virgin egg" boiled in the urine of virgin boys - OM NOM UGGH!

It’s time for you to learn something for the day–Photo-realism began as an American art movement in the 1960s, taking photography as its inspiration.

Now that Steve Jobs is out the way, every tech company in the world is bringing out the big guns and Sony have produced this pocket Vaio. But forget about the machine, just check out those fine rumps.

If you own a cat or have ever been in close proximity to one you know. Cat's are not shy about flashing the choco starfish. In fact if you're not careful they'll rub the rusty sherriff's badge in your face too.

The Internet, trying its hardest to save trees worldwide since the 1960's. Dang you Ma Bell!

This one's a relatively easy one to make come true. She probably wouldn't even need to contact the make-a-wish foundation or anything, just mention it in passing to a guy a BAM. Your dream ma'am?

It's the little things that really matter, forget noming on a seal or dreaming about inviting a penguin over for dinner, what this bear really wants is his T-U-B-E!