Obsolete

The Internet, trying its hardest to save trees worldwide since the 1960's. Dang you Ma Bell!

Bambi, meet Kitty...

Well, if you're feeling on top of the world then this comic will knock you back into shape. It's about as jolly as the dying words of a lovesick soldier dying alone in the pits of despair. Enjoy!

If you're using a smart car as a weiner extension then it sucks to be you. not only do you drive a seriously lame automobile but you're love truncheon must be roughly the size of a cocktail sausage.

Eat out! Thanks Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! You are always looking out for our kids and teaching them all the important life lessons!

Prepare to witness a journey from pretty girl to hot chick to human sink plunger in only 7 years. It's a good lesson in the IS a limit to trying to look beautiful - OMG!

The only benefit this person could possibly gain from this is that cucumber is good for the eyes. So while they'll awake with a b'stard behind them their eyes will feel fine

That bench should REALLY be leanin' and rockin' wit it.

We evolved from fish and here we see how similar we are. They like to take women's tops off and so do we. I have a new found respect for our distant marine relatives, we're all aiming for a common goal.

There are so many logical fallacies and gaping plotholes that I really couldn't enjoy the Bible. I even tried the version with the unicorns in it and that was balls too. Try harder next time, God.

Are you one of those wimps who scream in agony just because you've stubbed your toe...if so, then i'm right there with you? It's time for us to 'man up' and follow this example from the animal kingdom. Gulp.