Roof Jump App: WANT!

Now here's a very handy app that any self-respecting iPhone user would 'die' for, i'm really hoping on the V2 Beta release they incorporate the camera mode so you can film yourself FAILing.

Bambi, meet Kitty...

Cats might look like they're smart and as though they think they're better than you, but occasionally, everyone has to get their derp on. Evern cats.

It's all about those lovely leafy lumps. This could just be a freak occorrunce or it could be the first recorded image of the fabled booty tree. Either way I totally wanna give it a little squeeze.

Amazon has just confirmed what we have always known. Take the hint people, get off WoW and get a life!

There's always that ONE guy that's just got to make a stupid face - LOL

If animals could text the world would be a much different place. Well, not really, it'd be pretty much exactly the same except you'd need to pay for your pet's phonebills as well as your own. F#ck that.

Alone much!? If you are feeling like you never have anyone to hang out with and keep things simple then you couldn't go wrong with this technique.

An adult should be able to make their own choices, but giving a child myth is tragic and negligent. Just remember kids, religion is for silly grown-ups and can end in death!

Engrish is all the rage. If you haven't got things written on your chest in an incomprehensible foreign language then you're just not cool. Even if the words are off the back of a packet of preparation H. Who cares? It's cool.

The lows of having a suspect looking car with no plates and tinted windows are too much for this car owner, he's innocent, of course he is! Unless he is a rather clever drug dealer who knows thats what you might think?