Pool Rules

The people who really need to be reading this probably won't understand what it's saying anyway..

This is a real tough one to work out, things like this stop you in your tracks and make you ponder the mysteries of the universe in order to make the right choice. It's a mindf#ck!

If there's one thing that kids these days get enthused about it's ice cream. Well, ice cream, looting and terrible music (in that order). I reckon this little one is listening to bieber while eating her looted ice cream...

WTF? This looks like that little girl that was standing in front of the burning house with that funky smirk on her face, but only younger!

Wait, what did I say? Seriously though, if your girlfriend happened to look like this, a slip of the tongue like this is BOUND to happen sooner or later...

If Jack was as bad at drawing as I am at Draw Something that car would never have gotten a sweaty back seat. On the upside he might have survived the boat going belly up, without a babe to hog his driftwood...

As female revenge goes, this is a pretty decent attempt - LOL !

If you need any help with trolling people on the internet, you can always turn to the handy advice troll who will tell you part of the secret of trolling. The rest is unfortunately obfuscated.

The duckface is quite simply the most annoying facial expression that humanity can achieve and seing it constantly all over facebook and the like just makes it worse. God knows why anyone would want it inked...

George Carlin knew how it went. He knew the childish absurdities inherent in an system where you have to put belief in a omnipotent being that looks down from heaven and wants to both punish and love you. It's crazy fantasy.

Another picture for all the people out there who just don't get Twilight. Also for those that DO get it but aren't pubescent girls so hate it with every fibre of their being.