Believe Me, Honey

Wait, what did I say? Seriously though, if your girlfriend happened to look like this, a slip of the tongue like this is BOUND to happen sooner or later...

If you thought that the opposite sex were very easy to figure out then you couldn't have been more wrong - They are so complex that even mathematics has a hard time equating them :(

Alcohol is good, alcohol is fun, but alcohol is also a nasty evil mudda who will do strange things to your eyes and change your vision to see things that are NOT there - Try and remember that if you can :(

Now all they need to do to make this totally awesome is kidnap a woman, dress her as a slave and chain her to it.

It's amazing what can be done with modern technology. If your cat has lost all it's limbs in a fight with a Roomba, don't worry. All you need is some cheap plastic Ikea furniture and Ta-Da! Now your cat is LOLZ!

Keanu Reeves in Bill and Ted was a bodacious music-loving party dude. And now the future he waited so long for is here, what slamming tunes are there for him to party hard too? Oh crap, Rebecca Black. What happened?

I bet it's Chris Hansen under there. Comes in sizes too old, small and extra extra small - It's the perfect Xmas present :)

Thats the trouble with being a cat, it's a solitary life when you are out in the wild, stalking potential snacks and making sure the neighbourhood dog is terrified of you. You start to get slightly paranoid.

We evolved from fish and here we see how similar we are. They like to take women's tops off and so do we. I have a new found respect for our distant marine relatives, we're all aiming for a common goal.

They said it could never happen, but here's the conclusive proof: people can fly, it just so happens they can only do it when poised above a bed. Coincidence?

Something tells me that this vehicle's title is something of a misnomer. It should be called the furious locomotive or the IShallHaveMyRevengInThisLifeOrTheNextmobile.